My buddy Will and I met up at our boys Josh's house to watch the game. Just trying to enjoy our Sunday; his wife was off and at home with no plans. She wanted to hang out, but Josh wanted the boys just to chill. So she went back in the kitchen. Of course we were all hungry, and thought steak nachos sounded pretty good, but they were out of chips, so she sent Josh to the store. Well, we thought she wanted some steak nachos. What she really wanted was to get the DPed and dicked down by her husband's friends! What Josh doesn't know won't hurt him.